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I reject your reality! And substitute my own!

It was at that moment Bob realized he'd grabbed the PAM by mistake.

Why can I hear the "Jaws" music playing in the background...?

I said we would have an election. I never said anything about democracy.

Shhhh!! Dont talk about that on the phone, some douche bag authorized wire tapping

It looks like someone wrote "Axis of Evil" on all these countries....

Proof from Iran that you can wear a pink shirt and still have brass balls.

According to official reports of the Iranian Government:

I want apologize to the Republican Party, to my staff, to my constituents, to my kids, to my church, to Jesus, to my country club, to my campaign contributers, to Rush Limbaugh, to Sarah Palin...

I have a mistress in Argentina.

Breaking News - FOX News blames Republican affair on Democrats

That's not what i said...

BALLS OF STEEL

SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

BUT IM THIRSTY!

FETISH

I'd answer your question, but that's not a microphone, that's a corn dog.

A winner never quits and... Okay, let's try a different example...

Be the worst president of the States, invest in war and in destroying other countries and you'll be okay..

North Korea shouldn't mess with a country that celebrates freedom by blowing stuff up

ROLE MODEL

Breaking News - Pentagon launches $200 million study to find out why Iraqis want the US to leave.

Rule 34

"One ring to rule them all..." Hey, where did you find this?

AT&T - More bars in more places except in Argentina

...I wanted this job...I wanted this job...I wanted....

So, it's settled then: your agents will assassinate this backstabbing, gold digging hag and I will perform Back in the U.S.S.R. at your birthday party.

Breaking News - Biden eliminated in first round of armed forces 'Simon Says' competition

I'd like to cite MiHand v. UrFace

VANDALING

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