(Looking outside at lotus-type tree.) Me: Hey mom, what's the name of that tree in our front yard? Mom: I dunno, George? Me: No, no, I mean the name of the type of tree. Mom: You can name it whatever you want honey.
(My Mom was driving me to the local park, so that I could have a walk around.) Mom: Are you sure you want to go?? It's really foggy... Me: Mom, I'm blind, it doesn't matter if it's foggy or not! Mom: Oh yeah...