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SOME DOGS JUST LEAP UP AND START HUMPING YOUR LEG, BUT BEAU WAS MORE ROMANTIC.

Have you seen my squeaky ball? I left it on the top stair... What are you doing down there, anyway?

Bateree tastee, says cat... Tastes like steak, says cat....

Jail will not keep Beeker from world domination

Decaf

teh bettur 2 heer u wif, my deer

To talk of many things; Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings.'

I am NOT THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS

Responsible Cat is shocked you think she'd drink too much. Shocked and hurt.

u wantz to noes Y ur sleep is uneesy? ur feeling gilty. gilty of neglecting ur sacret dyooties for ur kitteh. did u buy teh gud gusfyfud? u dint, huh? or teh catnipmowse u noed ur kitteh wanted? or eben WUN cheezburger dis week? if u get owt of bed rite

For Gods Sake!!! Wake up Cat!!!!

I know what yer tinkin... dog? cat? bear? chupacabra?

Docking complete Mothership.

Give cheezburger or give not. There is no Try.

DUM DUM WANT NUM NUM!

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Myth BUSTED.

Cellophane Mista Cellophane Shoulda bin my name

Geez! WTF did u eat last nite?

Captain, using that method to descend the staircase is highly illogical

watch Fred, i gonna mak dis doggeh rise ... RISE i say!!!

JUST. GET. MOM.

Vinny wants his money by Friday

FORTUNATELY FOR THE BUNNY FRANK HAD NO DEPTH PERCEPTION

Fact 1: Cats always land on their feet Fact 2: Bread always lands butter side down

Sorry, there. I totally thought you would land on yor feet.

Ignore him, Frank, and keep walking It's just another designer dog. Goatiepoo, I think.

Fluffy is startled as she realizes her bikini bottoms are floating on the water in front of her.

Fluffy's divinity classes were finally beginning to pay off.

Yo puede tiene Quezoburger?

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