The latest from lovnbieber
(Looking outside at lotus-type tree.) Me: Hey mom, what's the name of that tree in our front yard? Mom: I dunno, George? Me: No, no, I mean the name of the type of tree. Mom: You can name it whatever you want honey.
(Me and my mom were looking at a picture of the woman with the longest fingernails in the world.) Me: Wow! Those would be hard to paint… Mom: How does she wipe her ass?
Dad: I did alot of crazy things when I was a kid. Me: Like what? Dad: Well once I did a whole bunch of cocaine and threw a TV through a ten story window. Good thing you only do pot. Me: I... I got nothin'...
