When proud parents of a week old baby present it to you and ask "Who do you think he looks like?" remember that your answer should include one or both of the parents. 'Yoda' is not generally considered to be an acceptable answer. #LFMF
When your son reaches the age of 3, it's a good idea to put a belt on him when you go to the store. Otherwise, he will keep putting his hands down his pants and then drop them to proudly proclaim, at the top of his lungs, in front of EVERYBODY "Look, it gets bigger!" #LFMF