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It Helps To Call Ahead

With A Sentence Of Elebenty Yeerz!

Why that stoopy hoomin always sayin she wants bigger melons? This looks big enuff to me

There's never a statue around when you need it.

Jabba the Pug

"SORRY, DOGGIE ... NOT!"

Star Wars: The Purr Awakens

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (Puppy & Kitten Edition)

"Don't make me go ... all Mewbacca on you two!"

"NOPE, HUMAN! MY TUMMY IS CLOSED FOR BELLY RUBS TODAY! YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT IF YOU WISH!"

I SPRINKLED CAYENNE PEPPER WHERE THE DOG DRAGS HIS BUTT ON THE CARPET. LOOK AT HIM GO!

"You stopped me from playing with your toes, human. I'm not talking to you until you let me play with them!"

What would kittygarten be ... without recess?

And that's when Tom discovered that...

Fat Cat Solo Pin Cushion

"Eeeeeeew! My human mama kissed me! YUCK!"

MEET YOUR NEW CEO

That's nothing . You should see what comes out of the other end.

WE APPRECIATE

Becuz Yoo Cant Chew A Throne

R2D MEW

Hey, Polly, those pesky cats are staring at us again!

It's all fun and games until everyone thinks they've stepped in dog poop!

First Day of Kittygarten ... already wants to know when the first field trip to learn how to catch mice will be.

GO AHEAD! CALL ME A pu**y AGAIN AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!

After years of scratching up the couch, the couch finally gets its revenge

Son, we live a world that has red dots and those dots have to be chased by fully floofed kitties.

This cat was too high on catnip 2 days ago to even realize that it was 4.20. That's OK. Maybe he'll get to relive some of the highlights in flashbacks!

WELCOME TO THE DARK, SQUISHY SIDE When Stormtroopers join "furces" with The Warm-Poopers!

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