mickey4life

Mom: I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

(Playing Wii Sports bowling) Dad: Your mom's got green balls.

Mom: Speaking of slutty people, did you brush your dog yet today?

Me: Dad, stop being a douchebag. Mom: He's not even a bag. He's just spilling all over the floor.

Me (after Dad complained about me always being on the computer): I talk to you! Mum: Yes, too mu...

(After I had been grounded from the computer when I was younger and started talking to my dad abo...

Sister- You guys, I think my water just broke. Dad- No, really? I thought you just dumped tomato...

Me: I'm going to take a shower. Grandpa: Don't get wet!