Trying not to be mainstream is so mainstream. I act just like everyone else.
I cut others, because cutting myself is too mainstream.
When asked about the catscratches on my wrist, I tell them about my angry cat. Sadly, most think Imma cutter now. My feline deserves the shame, not me.
My 54-year-old mother told me she won't read Rolling Stone magazine because "it's too mainstream".