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I Stole Ur Eyelash Curler Hope U Don't Mind

Stealthy...

Drastic measures are often necessary when tattletale brother is about to blab to Mom.

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Hey, same to u buddy

I'm gonna grab me a snack. U want a burd or sumfin while Iz up?

There's an app for flat.

ALL UR UNDEEZ BELONG 2 MI

Dog eats your homework but kiteh gets you an A

Could u moves over a little so I can squeezes in da box too ?

I think, therefore I am

A hundred bucks a month for HD cable and THIS is what we're watching?

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HARD WORK

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

ITTEH BITTEH UR-MONEES-OR-UR-LIFE COMMITTEH

I no wanna go to da fancee partee, I wanna run round nakee and eat Fancy Feast.

Sadly, this maeks meh moar employable than u

How do you want your cheezburger? Rare or well done?

Nrmalie i wud b keelin u rite noww. I makes this one exepshin. A little to teh left...

And exactly where were you last night? Hmmm???

Fluffy's secret to whiter fur revealed

Some days everything looks better this way.

i iz shaolin paws of fury pass me the kitteh food or feel my wrathz

Ai praktisin for my audishun wid Serk du Solay

Yea, I hide my treshurs unner de fridge. but you hide yurs in yur unnerwear drawr. Acshully, my stuff's safer.

Course I not bizee... I did it rite da 1st tyme.

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this pickle sux!

world cup horn

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