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My girlfriend and I ordered a pizza online last night, and in the space where it said "Driver Ins...

*my younger brothers are playing Runescape* Me: I see you're good at breeding geeks. Mum: Yeah,...

Mom: Dani, come over here Me: Uh, sure. . Mom: *sniffs me* you smell like an Asian man Me: ...

No matter how badly you want sugar, it is not a good idea to break down into a sobbing wreck just...

Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...

When you're visiting Germany, and your wonderful German host asks what you want for dinner, you c...

My grandmother fell and broke her ankle. The doctor told her that she would need to use a walker...

Do Not take two extra strength sleeping pills at 4 am, Only to wake up at 6 am. You will NOT reme...