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  • Sneeze first, then eat your powdered donut. #LFMF
  • If the only beverage in your fridge is a pack of 5 hour energies, do not drink all six of them, n...
  • There is a muscle salve that uses the same capasin that is in the hottest peppers, what makes the...
  • When you've recently texted your mom and your girlfriend, make sure you check to whom you're resp...
  • After playing with your daughters remember to take the plastic crown of your head and don't wonde...
  • Never tell a woman she is hormonally unbalanced, especially when she is hormonally unbalanced. #LFMF

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