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I see you

I see you

Scientifically Proven.

Scientifically Proven.

So far the automatic junk mail shredder has disposed of three pre-approved credit card offers, a tax refund check, and the mailman's knuckles.

So far the automatic junk mail shredder has disposed of three pre-approved credit card offers, a tax refund check, and the mailman's knuckles.

I have not yet had my coffeh. You haz been warned.

I have not yet had my coffeh. You haz been warned.

..but anyone who's ever owned a cat for longer than half an hour could have predicted this.

..but anyone who's ever owned a cat for longer than half an hour could have predicted this.

Bad Idea: Agreeing to play a game of Monopoly with Basement Cat for your eternal soul.

Bad Idea: Agreeing to play a game of Monopoly with Basement Cat for your eternal soul.

You probably wish you had a cardboard box of your own, don't you, human? But we can't all be this fortunate.

You probably wish you had a cardboard box of your own, don't you, human? But we can't all be this fortunate.

This is a violation of my Terms Of Service. I was NOT intended for use in this manner.

This is a violation of my Terms Of Service. I was NOT intended for use in this manner.

new definition of needy

new definition of needy

my bad

my bad

Contains parts that may be harmful to children under 3,

Contains parts that may be harmful to children under 3,

Delbert waited with the patience of a skilled hunter. He knew the bird would return to his yard. And when it did, he would be the one doing the mocking.

Delbert waited with the patience of a skilled hunter. He knew the bird would return to his yard. And when it did, he would be the one doing the mocking.

Rare specimens of the Lolcatus botanicus

Rare specimens of the Lolcatus botanicus

Admit it -

Admit it -

Box of ebil iz napping. Pls to come bak laters for pain an suffering.

Box of ebil iz napping. Pls to come bak laters for pain an suffering.

UNPACKED WITH SHEER TERROR

UNPACKED WITH SHEER TERROR

;-D

;-D

Sometimes, when feeling generous...

Sometimes, when feeling generous...

Basement Cat's Minion traded his soul to become a chick magnet.

Basement Cat's Minion traded his soul to become a chick magnet.

Pea Green Boat My Ass!

Pea Green Boat My Ass!

I see your soul and raise you a lifetime of damnation

I see your soul and raise you a lifetime of damnation

You have five seconds to give me food. Waiting...

You have five seconds to give me food. Waiting...

...police are now giving out lolcats instead of tickets.

...police are now giving out lolcats instead of tickets.

These arn't the evil minions I ordered...

These arn't the evil minions I ordered...

'scuze me... can i borrow a flashlight? it's dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.

'scuze me... can i borrow a flashlight? it's dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.

Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.

Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.

I prefer the term "obedience-challenged."

I prefer the term "obedience-challenged."

FRUITCAKE

FRUITCAKE

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Oh my god....Is she...

Oh my god....Is she...

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