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middle child always overshadowed by his siblings

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kitteh surgery interns

BEST MOM EVER

my sweet son, lollin wit the best of em! mom has a proud

preskool kitteh shy on 1st dai

a little soy sauce, ginger, green onion, I make taste just like big big crispy chicken wing

For a brief moment

two timer! wut duz she has dat I no has?

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Ooh, what does this button d-

Git off meh! dis not Fight Club! dis book club!

honey! the costco.com delivery truck is in our driveway! Did you order 38 cases of hamburger buns, 50 pounds of beef, 12 blocks of cheese...and .......2 coffins??!

why we no can has cheezburger?

ITS OFFYSHULLEE CHRISTMUS TEIM ALL TEH NAYBORZ HAS DERE LITES UP

hims kwite the wigglee wun aint ee?

Economic cutbacks hurt everyone

u kno, I wont respekt u in teh mornin

Its called a tail. Its attached to ur butt. Its not seperate from u. So when u chase it, ur really chasing ur own butt.

AA

sry hunny! Cant go antikking wit u 2dai!!1!

MEOW MEOW MEW MEOW ROWWWWOOR MEW MEOW

Alcoholism not only hurts you. It also hurts the ones you love

iz got a box and you dont ha ha ha

iz got a flame

ya noe fur sum reezun u sudinly luk reel nomabul

Cleverness here

ai luvz mai lil pink thing.itz mai preshus.givz meh aorz uf fun

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u wan to taek me to vetz? u da wun dat needs to go fatty! I see u eetin all dose bacon sammiches on wite bred slathered in mayo.U don tink I see, but I do. Den u washes it down wit two big cokeekolas.Oh yeah, I see it all from up heer.An I don even mensun

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