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Is this where I make the gaffe, or do we want to wait 'til later?

PETA

Celebrity Gynecology On todays episode we visit Paris Hilton

invisible keyboard

for god's sake people, this isn't that hard. You put the lime in the coconut THEN you mix it all up.

IF THIS WAS JESUS

I was the only person ever to serve in all three branches of the Federal Government. And the only thing you dorks can remember about me is that damn bathtub.

Budget Crisis - Armed Forces Receive Same Funding as Education

Breaking News - Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign

REALITY: ADULTS SOMETIMES LIE

DR. KING

Why can I hear the "Jaws" music playing in the background...?

Breaking News - Bailout of Spiced Rum Industry Reached

North Korea shouldn't mess with a country that celebrates freedom by blowing stuff up

Aww, Bill, let's call it Monica!

Breaking News - Stephen Colbert's transformation is complete

HEROES

ONLY A MORON

Microsoft. Word.

PRAYER

When I lost money at work I got fired for it.

Ron Paul throws a party for government officials who have actually read The Constitution.

Breaking News - Biden catches a grasshopper. Says he shall hug it and pet it and love it and name it George

George thought he felt the cold hand of death creeping up on him...

Colonel Mustard, with the Wienermobile in the garage!

POLITICIANS

I killed 20 million of my own people. . But, you ask an American college student to name the worst world leader ever and all they talk about is this Bush guy...

Breaking News - Korean army begs trucker to blow his diesel horn.

The Schwarzenegger State

We've sold southern California to Mexico. It reduces both illegal aliens and the debt.

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