I work at a nursing home. I was helping this woman from her armchair into her wheelchair yesterday, & her cat was sitting on the back of the armchair. The whole time that I was helping the woman, I could feel her cat patting me in the back of the head as if to say "Good hooman, yoo take good care of mah mama." IMMD!
A few years ago I was walking through a shopping centre and saw five men dressed as Christmas trees asking children where the exits were. A few feet away were two men dressed as lumberjacks who were also asking children if they had seen any talking trees. Suddenly they spotted each other and a tree shouted, "Run away!" and they all shuffled further down the centre with the lumberjacks following them waving cardboard axes! IMMD
I wear a pink burqa, and am used to getting stares. One day, though, a young girl tugged on her mom, pointed at me, and said, "Look mommy, it's a princess!" and couldn't stop smiling at me. IMMLife.