I work at a nursing home. I was helping this woman from her armchair into her wheelchair yesterday, & her cat was sitting on the back of the armchair. The whole time that I was helping the woman, I could feel her cat patting me in the back of the head as if to say "Good hooman, yoo take good care of mah mama." IMMD!
The other day, my mom was yelling at the cat. When I asked what he did, she replied "He commented on three people's statuses!" Apparently he walked across her keyboard again. The cat's accidental typing MMD.