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How am I ever going to get into a good college with a C- average?

Who invited the Palins?

I has happee!

Nachur fotogravy Yor doin it rong

White House Petting Zoo Barack and two water buffalos

...yeah, I hearz ya Ketonia. Shamika be whack, knowwhatimsayin? Watch yo back 'roun dat bitch. Yegg yegg yegg. I gotz to go now. Someone be knockin on my roof.

He's home for the holidays! NOT lettin' him outa my sight!

Transparency

so this is a place of learning, hmm I should have tried this in college.

I don't think you're happy enough. That's right, I'll teach you to be happy!

Yeah, take as many Secret Service guys as you want until she cools down.

Good Question!

JUST AWFUL

We'll be at the bar by the time they figure out it was us.

The Grinch Quotes. #1

Hey Barry, you in over your head?

Bush might have read children's books to you but I only read Marx and Mao Tse Tung. So which will it be?

He Really Said It

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The Scorecard

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-n-one

ABSOLUTE POWER

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. I think 25 to life would be appropriate.

liberals by the MILLIONS whined about our soldiers fighting overseas when Bush was president. Where are the hypocrites now? Oh, there you are.

These people are sick, dumb and easily confused. Kinda like liberals, but with worse signs.

Obama Surrenders to the Terrorists

Iz in ur margaritaville wastin away again

Well?

Attention Michael Moore: This is the pilot. Please return to the front of the plane. We have cookies.

instinkt u don hav it.

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