Just Plain Fails
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(Speaking of my fiance's job) Grandmother: He's not doing Porn, is he?!?! Me: No, Grammy, he's ...
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me: i want to dye my hair black. grandmother: but you'll look like one of them nemo kids i see i...
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(Talking to Dad, a former Marine) Me: Dad, are the Marines a branch in the Navy? Dad: Amanda,...
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Dad: Don't tell anyone this but you're my favorite daughter. Me: I'm your only daughter!
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Grandma noticed her cat was pregnant Grandma: (yelling and angy) I'm so sick of everybody havi...
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