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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of dog treats, your eyes glow in the dark and we're not wearing collars.

Just doing my part.

1. Fixed stare. Check 2. Frozen posture with tensed muscles. Check 3. Dilated pupils. Check

ROADKILL REVENGE

One garden down...

Delivery Areas of Nearby Pizza Places

Hiram and Willie could only stare in horror when they realized Steve was a vegetarian.

Jerry was about to learn why the others didn't walk behind the elephant.

Laugh...and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.

Tippy never fails to be amazed at the amount of havoc one well-placed roller skate can cause.

DON'T LOOK i iz naked!

Don't be sad, there will be other castings for other moviez.

Wile E. Coyote's Budget

INTIMIDATION

Where does knowledge of bankruptcy come from

Darn u imaginary quicksand!

I don no bout yu... But iz...zzzzzzzzzz

Holy Water in the water bowl...

Cannibul Cake eyes next victum

seez dis eye? i killeda man wif dis eye

The children were feeling guilty about having shaken the box all morning to see if they could guess what was inside.

Holy Crap! I'm Toast!

9:00 : Vet appointment

Evacuation fail

Likability Of People Who Use the Word "Like"

People who use the word "meddling"

SENSING DANGER, POLLY UPGRADES HER PERSONAL THREAT LEVEL FROM

What Elementary School Kids are Taught about Native Americans

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! They actually think I'm going to sit through this?!

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