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By safrida on May 30, 2014 at 8:24 PM

And we have missed the comic stylings of our Tucker!

By TuckerBentley on May 30, 2014 at 2:12 PM

Aww, fanks, Saffie! You made my face turn red. It's squeeful to be back with you 'an awl mai uvver happity cheezpeepers!'

By safrida on May 29, 2014 at 6:16 PM

http://cheezburger.com/8205276928 (Dancing with joy!!)

By safrida on Apr 23, 2013 at 4:00 PM

http://cheezburger.com/7377503488 I'd congratulate you on your many FPs today, but now you've got this albeit wonderful song stuck on a loop in my head. Every time I hit refresh on my DB, there's a new line. So fine. THREE can play at this game! Bwa ha ha. Oh, and congrats.

By TuckerBentley on Apr 22, 2013 at 2:55 AM

Thanks so much for the big compliment, and thanks for letting me know that someone got the "Jade' gag! I think I've told you before that I always appreciate the greets, grats and feedback that my friends take the time to send, even when I can't respond to each message individually.

By safrida on Apr 22, 2013 at 2:39 AM

So. "Jade and Soylent Grog Strikes Back." It's official. You are Brilliant. Never let anyone tell you differently.

By safrida on Apr 11, 2013 at 4:59 PM

So it's a triple FP victory dance for you! Congratulations!

By safrida on Mar 7, 2013 at 5:39 PM

Thank you for the lovely lol! Iz very pretty. i have had a great two days (until the DBs got changed) and get to go out with my BFF tomorrow, and my other friends on Saturday, so I'm not counting the birthday wish as beee-lated. It's a four day festival of me! Yeah, I'm tossing the humble and unassuming in the corner for a day or two. Hope your day was great and your evening better!

By TuckerBentley on Mar 7, 2013 at 12:07 PM

Bzzzt -- I mean pssst... http://cheezburger.com/7119155968

By safrida on Mar 5, 2013 at 8:50 AM

Yes, Tucker. Blame the timing of the Lol. Fun fact: Shatner went to McGill University in Montreal. When the new Student Union building was built, the students wanted to name it the Shatner Building, but he refused to make a donation to make the name official. They would have even taken $1. So, unofficially, it's still called the Shatner building. Hope everything's going well with you.

By TuckerBentley on Mar 4, 2013 at 9:01 PM

Beastly timing of that Captain Kirk FP, rearing its oily head and intruding on a sensually scented rub scene. Call me crazy, but I think Bill "Ol' Hamhead" Shatner just wanted a piece of the action and willed his lubed-up image to insinuate itself in the moment. He's like that, you know, opportunistic and full of wizardry.

By safrida on Mar 3, 2013 at 10:17 AM

Oily Shatner Gratz, first off. Although now that you've put an image in my head, I'm not sure that I really mean "congratulations" so much as "congrats on putting an image in my head, you bastard." Second, sadly, I am just a girl who scars easily. It's just the kind of skin I have. Look at me harshly enough, I'm gonna scar. It doesn't matter how much sensually scented essential oil I rub into any of the scars on my voluptuous form, it won't make a .... hey.

By TuckerBentley on Mar 2, 2013 at 10:44 PM

And thereby we see that he who hesitates (or screams and runs away, in some cases) is lost. Scars are just new skin that hasn't been broken in yet. A little gentle rubbing with scented oil on occasion will perk up even the most faded glory and restore it to a brilliant shine. Worth a try, anyway. No, I don't recall watching the Wayans film, but would definitely like to find out if that band is for hire.

By safrida on Mar 1, 2013 at 11:15 AM

Have you ever seen "I'm gonna git you suckka?" It's a Wayans brothers parody of the blaxploitation films of the early 70s, and features the aging neighbourhood hero walking the streets with a band following him, playing his "Theme music". Ooh! Found it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-KwtKRBUY And thank you for not screaming and running away when I flashed my glories. Some guys find the scars off-putting.

By TuckerBentley on Mar 1, 2013 at 12:24 AM

And they certainly are outstanding (pun intended). You're making me feel like a rock star here. I need to get a handle on my swollen ego, stat! (A friend once suggested I hire someone to follow me around with a drum kit and punctuate everything I said with a rim shot. I don't know what on earth he was talking about.)

By safrida on Feb 28, 2013 at 6:33 PM

Okay, after careful consideration, and taking your word as a gentleman that you won't make a lol of it, (Pulls pj top off) there they are. My glories.

By TuckerBentley on Feb 27, 2013 at 7:22 PM

Is that dryer lent, or belly button lent? Between the two, I'd only give up my occasional ales for proximity to the latter type. Eyes on the prize, you know. And nah, I wouldn't captionize the glories of your womanhood. You could say that I'm just not a 'glory lol' kind of guy.

By safrida on Feb 27, 2013 at 9:10 AM

Oh, sorry... I gave up alchohol for lent. Besides, how do I know my glories wouldn't end up in one of your lols? A girl's got to be careful these days.

By TuckerBentley on Feb 27, 2013 at 12:50 AM

Ground rules understood. So, what's your poison? I'll pour. BONUS POINTS: A glorious enough display, and you won't even have to favorite all of my lols to be my friend. ;)

By safrida on Feb 25, 2013 at 4:47 PM

Ahem. You may have an FP, sir, and for that I will congratulate you, but you ain't gettin a look at my glories. At least, not without a drink or two first. Have a great night!

By safrida on Feb 25, 2013 at 8:43 AM

Congrats on Boop making the main FP! Truer words were never spoken. Boop!

By safrida on Feb 23, 2013 at 9:48 AM

The only thing to make me happier than seeing your FPs going across my DB the last couple of days was to see that you're back. Have sent an e-mail to HQ about the situation. We need more of you and less of others. Huge, spine altering hug!

By safrida on Feb 21, 2013 at 9:07 AM

Tucker, I ED'd your message to Cataff. I'm so sorry that it's come to that. I hope you're back soon, because believe me, you will be missed. A lot. Take care, dear sir.

By safrida on Feb 20, 2013 at 6:41 PM

Rug-gratz, sir! Oh, and about that earlier lol you did. Do I have to fave every lol you make if I want to stay friends with you? Because I think that works both ways. http://cheezburger.com/7080786688 Luv ya!

By safrida on Feb 19, 2013 at 2:06 PM

"tiny bathroom". Well, that proves it. You are stalking me. Oh well. Could be someone creepy. I think over the years they've changed the cheez whiz ingredients, because I could have sworn that paprika was one. I also remember sodium alginate (sea weed-- emulsifier) but that's been dropped as well.

By TuckerBentley on Feb 19, 2013 at 1:03 PM

Exaggerator! If you find more than two cameras and microphones in your apartment, it's the work of my stalking competition. I wouldn't even know where to put a cam in that tiny bathroom! The last one got flush water in it and shorted out. Meh. That's surprising, about Cheez Whiz containing mustard (not to mention cheez). I've never tasted that flavor in it, which makes it an even bigger surprise to learn that it doesn't contain whiz.

By safrida on Feb 19, 2013 at 12:26 PM

(A slow, numbing terror crosses her face.) How does he know that we had snow today and that I bought Cheez Whiz? How could he know? Unless.... OMG, HE's STALKING ME! He's got cameras all over my apartment.. You know, the weird thing about cheez whiz? It contains real cheez, but no whiz. I checked the ingredients. It does contain mustard, though. Have a great rest-of-the-week!

By TuckerBentley on Feb 19, 2013 at 12:12 PM

Hey, there! If you hadn't noticed, my profile comment garden got a bit overgrowed this week. Now that I have tools in hand, let me finally tend to your semi-recent message and thank you for the love under poopball fire. I'm a sucker for sweet burbling; what can I say? Big hugs! Happy cheez whizzing in the deep snow!

By safrida on Feb 15, 2013 at 3:40 PM

Oh, you don't have to throw poop balls at me to make me love you. And slow and steady is just fine. Congrats on both your FPs, and have an awesome weekend!

By safrida on Feb 14, 2013 at 9:30 AM

http://cheezburger.com/7063724800 Just something off the beaten path for my man peeps! Enjoy.