Emo kids are like dementors. They suck the happiness out of everyone around them. And don't EVER kiss them.
So if hipsters are trying not to be mainstream, they really are mainstream because trying to be different is common. So that makes them mainstream and then the rest of us are mainstream for hating the hipsters. We're all mainstream. Hipsters, the fight is useless.
My skinny jeans are so tight that they won't let me curl up into a fetal position. FML.