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Socially Awkward Penguin Sits By the Phone

I Don't Get It...

He's Here to Save Your Grammar

Even My Toys?

But Baby I Love You and/or Sex!

Scumbag YouTube

Should Be a Banned Book

Ay Carumba!

Oh Gross, No Not Wa--it a Minute!

Think She's Into Wax Play?

Joy of Man's Desiring

Net Noob: And They're in the Mood?

WRONG

Y U Make Me Do As You Say, No As You Do?

Dating Site Murderer: Severed Headlining

Scumbag Brain: Reads Mistyped Words Perfectly

Chris's Dad Just Scored 200 Bonus Points!

Dad: I hit a squirrel on the way home. Mom: Oh no. Dad: Yeah, it almost got away but I swerved ...

Lord of the Fap III: Return of the King

Captain Get-In-My-Pantsica

I Don't Even Smell That Bad Yet, I Don't Need a Shower

Ride Me Like One of Your Infected

Troll God's Been Playing This Game Since Jesus

Oh ok, wait WHAT?'s Crazy Mom Said

Me: Hi Mom, what are you up to? Mom: Oh, just spraying a syringe with Pam so that the plunger w...

Sophie's Crazy Mom Said

(mom expressing worry about dad going on a cycling trip on his own) Me: But you had no problem w...

grossdad's Crazy Parents Said

(talking about my girlfriend) Mom: what color are her eyes? Me:umm...green? Mom:its not import...

Aura's Crazy Mom Said

(on a camping trip) Me: Mom, I have something important to tell you. Mom: (flipping burgers and...

*facepalm*'s Crazy Mom Said

me: why cant i wear that shirt mom: it might offend THE GAYS!

Sarah's dad is racist

Michelle Obama on tv: if you're anything like my family, you love playing basketball Dad: that'...

PineappleFace's mum has a way with words

Me: Mum, does childbirth hurt? Mum: Yes, it's like s**tting a pineapple.

Eric's mom was right after all

Mom:(I had just come out to her as gay) Okay, that's fine, and I want you to know I still love yo...

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