Dad: I hit a squirrel on the way home. Mom: Oh no. Dad: Yeah, it almost got away but I swerved ...
Me: Hi Mom, what are you up to? Mom: Oh, just spraying a syringe with Pam so that the plunger w...
(mom expressing worry about dad going on a cycling trip on his own) Me: But you had no problem w...
(talking about my girlfriend) Mom: what color are her eyes? Me:umm...green? Mom:its not import...
(on a camping trip) Me: Mom, I have something important to tell you. Mom: (flipping burgers and...
me: why cant i wear that shirt mom: it might offend THE GAYS!
Michelle Obama on tv: if you're anything like my family, you love playing basketball Dad: that'...
Me: Mum, does childbirth hurt? Mum: Yes, it's like s**tting a pineapple.
Mom:(I had just come out to her as gay) Okay, that's fine, and I want you to know I still love yo...