By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 8:08 PM
(Huh.... It's rare to meet a person who likes black coffee.)
By Simply_Trixie on Sep 27, 2013 at 8:01 PM
*Chuckles* everybody seems to have a pet
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:53 PM
(Impatient huh? How do you take it?)
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:50 PM
(Opens the front door, walking in* Can you close it behind you please?)
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:38 PM
(Not at all, but I've got a coffee brewing.)
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:34 PM
(*Points to the house* Maybe we should have gone inside...)
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:27 PM
(Chill out man, Flutters will be back in a bit.)
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:17 PM
(Jesus... Babe, can you grab me one of the big knives? And a coffee if that's alright?) "I-I'll be back in a minute! *Heads inside*"
By Simply-Fluttershy on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:13 PM
(Wh-what's going on?!) "Oh my..."
By -Soarin- on Sep 27, 2013 at 7:01 PM
*walks out, comes back in with a fully bound Mike* He's so good...
By -Soarin- on Sep 27, 2013 at 6:59 PM
That may take some practice. *takes it from you* Tell you what: you punish MY human, and I do yours? Just use this instead. *hands you a paddle*
By -Soarin- on Sep 27, 2013 at 6:54 PM
*gently pushes him to the ground* No... Bad pet. Would you care to do the honors?
By -Soarin- on Sep 27, 2013 at 6:49 PM
Oh, right... *takes it back from you* Let me demonstrate. *cracks it against his ass*
By -Soarin- on Sep 27, 2013 at 6:45 PM
There we go. And if he makes any more sounds... *hands her a whip*
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