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Mom: What's with all the beaver jokes? Me: Apparently, it's another word for vagina. Mom: What?...
Writing your doctoral thesis proposal is important. Deadlines are important. But if you start scr...
My cousin, who lives with my grandma, came home with a blue mohawk. Grandma: That's very nice de...
Dad (after being 'hushed'): I do not obey the platypus of silence!
