Fails

  • When you date a nurse and go out to eat with your nurse friends, remember that even though you fi...
  • When you're a nurse and you get called to run a code blue, make sure your phone is on vibrate. He...
  • Don't get drunk. You will wake up naked in bed with two other girls and a guy, and have no clue w...
  • When looking for the family reunion photos for your grandmother, be careful when looking for the ...
  • When going for a very spectacular ride on your local fun fair including lots of loops, highspeed ...
  • Mom: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Me: And who's fault would that be? Mom...
  • Sister: Why are you listening to Metal? You will become a satanist! Me(joking): But I am one! S...