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Who needz dignity wen u haz sunshein

Who needz dignity wen u haz sunshein

U no can hearz dis part. Nawty words.

U no can hearz dis part. Nawty words.

I haz sumfing to tells you about sumfing what happunt to yoor shooz. But first,

I haz sumfing to tells you about sumfing what happunt to yoor shooz. But first,

He Did It

He Did It

i kno u has big meeting but iz 2am, feed me

i kno u has big meeting but iz 2am, feed me

Yes, it does taste better if you drag it away from the bowl. And, no, I don't know why.

Yes, it does taste better if you drag it away from the bowl. And, no, I don't know why.

Dis Guy Iz Funniez!!!

Dis Guy Iz Funniez!!!

You there! Stranger! My food bowl is empty! My food bowl is EMPTY!!

You there! Stranger! My food bowl is empty! My food bowl is EMPTY!!

Fine. I'll rise... but I won't shine.

Fine. I'll rise... but I won't shine.

Dog has a concussion?

Dog has a concussion?

dis not what it looks likes i was jus guna stroke his perty orange furs

dis not what it looks likes i was jus guna stroke his perty orange furs

Listen, Don't freak out, but I may haz broken Jesus.

Listen, Don't freak out, but I may haz broken Jesus.

oh.... you're home...

oh.... you're home...

"Edgar, I don't CARE if she's almost out of flour! Find the catnip! Focus! She'll be home in ten minutes!"

"Edgar, I don't CARE if she's almost out of flour! Find the catnip! Focus! She'll be home in ten minutes!"

Quick, hide teh body

Quick, hide teh body

is it still there? OMG! EW! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT!

is it still there? OMG! EW! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT!

U funneh wen U wake-up an skreem.

U funneh wen U wake-up an skreem.

kitteh helps with online dating

kitteh helps with online dating

You really need to get your roots done.

You really need to get your roots done.

Milk awlll gone Cookie now?

Milk awlll gone Cookie now?

Sorry - didn't mean to startle you.

Sorry - didn't mean to startle you.

I didn't brush my hair this morning and I'm still more fabulous than you.

I didn't brush my hair this morning and I'm still more fabulous than you.

do you remember teh way to my litter box? I forgoted.

do you remember teh way to my litter box? I forgoted.

I want a guarantee of immunity before I tell any smashed flower pot story.

I want a guarantee of immunity before I tell any smashed flower pot story.

We move closer...

We move closer...

I got my grump on.

I got my grump on.

Why, yes, my hooman is single. How did you guess?

Why, yes, my hooman is single. How did you guess?

I sez SYSTEM IZ DOWN Petting will now commence

I sez SYSTEM IZ DOWN Petting will now commence

I divided the room. Left sides mine. So's the right.

I divided the room. Left sides mine. So's the right.

SUPRIZE!! where are we?

SUPRIZE!! where are we?

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