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waits hold stills youz haz eye boogey

waits hold stills youz haz eye boogey

i canz no find pantses

i canz no find pantses

is teh hotdog half eated... ... or half noteated?

is teh hotdog half eated... ... or half noteated?

Ai liek mah men liek ai liek mah coffee

Ai liek mah men liek ai liek mah coffee

For sale: one dog. Stupid, but does appear capable of responding to the most simple of commands. Has a basic knowledge of the principles of housebreaking but appears on the verge of incontinence. Is easily frightened of the shadow in the corner and his ow

For sale: one dog. Stupid, but does appear capable of responding to the most simple of commands. Has a basic knowledge of the principles of housebreaking but appears on the verge of incontinence. Is easily frightened of the shadow in the corner and his ow

I DO!! I DO SEE THE LIGHT!!

I DO!! I DO SEE THE LIGHT!!

And on that farm he had some chics, E-I-E-I- Oh, nevermind...

And on that farm he had some chics, E-I-E-I- Oh, nevermind...

DO NOT WANT

DO NOT WANT

"Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning." ~Norman Strung

"Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning." ~Norman Strung

let me in! let me in! ders no littrboks owt heer, teh fud keepz running awae... sum fud eben fliez... let me back in!!

let me in! let me in! ders no littrboks owt heer, teh fud keepz running awae... sum fud eben fliez... let me back in!!

My name is not Donald, Daffy, Huey, Louie or Dewey. I do not sell insurance. I am a goose but not a mother. Now, unless there's bread involved, leave me alone.

My name is not Donald, Daffy, Huey, Louie or Dewey. I do not sell insurance. I am a goose but not a mother. Now, unless there's bread involved, leave me alone.

LAW &

LAW &

You got up, so I took your turn. You died... tragically. But I, on the other hand am kickin's some major hiney.

You got up, so I took your turn. You died... tragically. But I, on the other hand am kickin's some major hiney.

Dis liddle kitteh went to markit. Dis liddle kitteh staid homez.

Dis liddle kitteh went to markit. Dis liddle kitteh staid homez.

YOUR REMAKE SUCKS! AND... YOU STILL OWE ME FIZZIE LIFTING DRINKS!

YOUR REMAKE SUCKS! AND... YOU STILL OWE ME FIZZIE LIFTING DRINKS!

2 out of 3 kittehs believe in ceiling cat

2 out of 3 kittehs believe in ceiling cat

LOGIC

LOGIC

Daylight come and we wanna go home...

Daylight come and we wanna go home...

tehy maek me want to join tehm...

tehy maek me want to join tehm...

Then billy said, "don't forget," and I was all like, "DUH!" And then he started laughing and so I started laughing and we laughed so hard that milk came out our noses, which was weird, 'cause we didn't have any milk, and so we were like...

Then billy said, "don't forget," and I was all like, "DUH!" And then he started laughing and so I started laughing and we laughed so hard that milk came out our noses, which was weird, 'cause we didn't have any milk, and so we were like...

. . . and whom

. . . and whom

A handful of love I am it

A handful of love I am it

From "The Book of Ceiling Cat"

From "The Book of Ceiling Cat"

hey.. deers a liddle man in heer playin da peeano!!

hey.. deers a liddle man in heer playin da peeano!!

Three little kittens lost their mittens

Three little kittens lost their mittens

if you hum a few barz, I'll try tu fayk it

if you hum a few barz, I'll try tu fayk it

I cannot LOL todai I has teh bummed

I cannot LOL todai I has teh bummed

Sneakin? Who Sneakin?!?!?

Sneakin? Who Sneakin?!?!?

In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead.

In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead.

Amato tellz me fingz. Ebil fingz.

Amato tellz me fingz. Ebil fingz.

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