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Dun wanna alarm you, but i think the dust bunny has fallen in lub wif the spider up here and iz havin his babies.

The atmospheric pressure seems rather high today.

Daphne had the chilling realization that she might have to rethink her dream of living the life of a snow leopard.

Safest place in the house...never get disturbed here.

WHYYYYYYYY!!?!!

Harry's tuxedo seemed a bit snug...

the word SHARE is not in my vocabulary

Invisible bike hits invisible scooter!

Landmines in kitteh litta...

Do they make a Rosetta Stone that allows me to understand what the hell you are actually trying to say.

LUKE!! I AM YOUR KITTEH!!

Request denied. Resubmit in 30 days for further disapproval.

As you can see we are so very happy that you adopted a mastiff with a slobbering problem.

My, hasn't little Tiddles grown! What HAVE you been feeding her?

U play Jurassic Park wif me? I be T-Rex Rahr!!!

Sum dayz one box is not enuf...

Grandma Kitteh sez... wen i waz kitten wi haz no fancy feasts and laser toyz wi haz mouse to play wif n den wi eat it

INTERNET IS DOWN

Hover kitteh Looking for purrmision to land

Your meager attempt to keep my hair off the couch is futile.

dis stuff dont taste lik pasketti

you moved again, human. why did you move? did i give you permission to move?

time travel kitteh haz deja vu

Explosion

First he gets a bigger bed than me outfitted with toys, then he gets all the milk he wants, then he doesn't even have to walk to the litterbox and NOW he gets his own recliner?

The postman was delicious.

My fist.... bump it

Uh, if you go out looking like that people are going to speak very slowly to you.

Remembur tu flush, other people haz to drink frum dis bowl yu know!

Mom said yur punished i'm here to mek shur u don't tuch it

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