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This quick and enlightening shopping cart theory aims to determine whether or not a person is good or bad. It boils down to whether or not a person decides to make the "right" choice when they are aware that nobody else is looking. Seems fair enough. Sometimes, it's not about that good act of wholesome kindness that you pull off when you know you'll receive recognition and praise. Instead, it can be a more pure reflection of your morality, when you're out there doing the right things without any inflation of your ego. 

Why'd they have to do us like that? This greentext story's got the puns and the wordplay and just the kind of frustrating ending that inspires an instinctive, "god dang it." 

Brace yourself, this guy's story about discovering his dad's old notebook after he'd passed away is an emotional rollercoaster. Real or not, it's a beautiful and touching tale. 

These funny, absurd, and sometimes dark-humored tales from the world of D&D are a nice break from reality. In this fantasy world, people are pulling off all kinds of ridiculous stunts on one another. Do you really know someone until you play a game of D&D with them? Maybe not. If these left you wanting more delicious D&D content, check out these D&D memes.

This quick and emotional story has left us convinced that there are ninjas in here cutting onions. Tears are potentially falling, man. That being said, it sounds like this kid made quite the beautiful discovery upon his dad's passing. A beautiful tale. 

There will always be a fail lurking around the corner. Every attempt is ripe for a mistake that eventually might find its way back here. So, let's take a quick break from the fails and misfortunes of the folks just trying to make it through a day without making a mess along the way. Let's kick back and enjoy some wholesome moments from people that are enjoying a good moment from life. Brace yourself, the feels are strong in this post. 

If you can't stand to feel all the feels today, then you should stop reading now. This greentext story may be longer than most, but the payoff is real, and it's really freaking wholesome. Our "hero" ends up warming our hearts with a story of how he went from being an orphaned ten-year-old, to nerdy loner, to happy husband in the span of a little more than a decade. With all the bad news in the world, this tale sure does feel like a palate cleanser. If you find yourself needing more wholesome greentext after this heartwarming story, we've got 'em right here.

Careful, this one might bring on the tears. 

And this is still the lighter side of 4chan.