I will do it! I will take the ring into Mordor!
The time has come. Time to make some sort of speech about making changes and being a better person. About those who are in your life and those who are no longer. With euphemisms and flowery language.
It is of course time for your birthday. And though you might not have anyone to listen to your eloquent speech, rejoice! You at least have one active listener. Here are some Happy Birthday Memes to help you get through it.