shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm
In the manner most like that of an employer
Shag the lot of you... I shall return forthwith to my domicile.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
Continue to play that fashionable piece, Caucasian male.
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
Two wenches One goblet
Prose before Ho's
Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.
When thou seest it Thou shalt defocate masonry.
Thou dost appear quite the jester... ...with thine trousers upon the floor
The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!
Thou Art Irate Brother?
Thine mother is so corpulent she doth block out the sun.