COME TO THE DARK SIDE they have awesome parties

SCREW THE DARK SIDE sure, they have cookies, but the Jedi have tiki parties and alcohol. -Alec Guinness

CASUAL FRIDAYS are for everyone

The club can't even handle me right now. -Alec Guinness

Welcome to Heaven now let me get you something. -Alec Guinness

May the PARTY be with you -Alec Guinness

The Force is like, part of everything, man. It's in you, it's in me, it's in this glass of 'shroom tea, dude. It's groovy! And the establishment is trying to stamp it out! 'Cause they fear it. -Alec Guinness

The women frighten easily...But they'll be back...and in greater numbers... -Alec Guinness

THE JEDI ORDER more secretive and silly than the masons. -Alec Guinness