actor celeb funny William Shatner - 5093937408
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SPOCK,You pointy-eared bastard.If you are reading this, then you stranded my ass back in the 1800's. If you don't bring Enterprise back here and pick me up before I write this, I swear, somewhere, somehow, I WILL find a way to KICK YOUR VULCAN ASS!-JIM -William Shatner

actor celeb funny William Shatner - 5040104960
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All ahead, Warp 3! No, that's not it! Make it so! No. Hell, no! That not it! Westward, ho! Yeah! That's it! -William Shatner

actor celeb funny Hall of Fame William Shatner - 5148614656
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Bill's casting call for Cowboys & Aliens fell through after the tenth time he told Daniel Craig "Phasers on stun". -William Shatner