sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?
People should start considering their pets when asking for birthday gifts. Wait hear it out. They are with you 365 days a year, loving you (basically) unconditionally besides the occasional belly rub.
So why shouldn't they be appreciated as much as you on your day of birth. They helped you get there so they should be recognized for that permanent wingman role.
You're probably in the mood for more Happy Birthday Memes with animals now. Don't stress, we got you covered.