art color funny painting portrait - 5152381696
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You've been gone in the Crusades a long time. I should warn you. Mama got fat. And remarried. And rich. And hired someone to kill you. And we no longer bear your name. But...WELCOME HOME, DADDY!

art color creeper funny painting - 5150094336
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I don't care if he is famous and rich...if he offers to paint you like one of those French girls - RUN LIKE HELL!