Ah, the '50s...when kids could just be kids without all the peer pressure and social stigma.
"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."
Why dad lost custody.
Johnny had difficulties adjusting to his terrible-two's. What are you lookin' at? You want I should come over there and break your face?
Swag. He's got it for life.
THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, c0caine, METHAMPHETAMINES, her0in AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.
Hey, Kid... Gotta Light?