Wait! Wait! You haven't heard the best part!
Why don't we have birthday parties as adults? Our parents used to pull out all the stops to make a perfect celebration as best they could. Now it's just an ironic card and some cash.
There should be a new trend of extravagant parties for adults to celebrate this special day. Why shouldn't we party like it's 1999? While you ponder that, here are some more Happy Birthday memes for your entertainment.