Ah...the days of yore. I remember sitting there, bare breasts all akimbo and randy as all get out. The baby got out of his cage and began flying around the room and we wondered... if drinking out of lead cups was such a good idea, after all.

that's right, Shirley! They hate it when you flash right back at them!

SADLY.. THE BABY TOSS WAS REMOVED FROM THE OLYMPICS ONCE THE BABIES LEARNED TO FLY

Aw, what th' hell, man! Do you know how much trouble it was catchin' that thing?