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Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them they go away.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says... nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
Why is michael jackson bad at chess? Because he is dead
What is Green, Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple and Orange? COLORS
Your mom is so poor that she doesn't have any money.