Sir! Excuse me, but... referring to me as "Pretty Kitty Fluffy Butt" does indeed violoate this company's Sexual Harassment Policy
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
We've identified the cause of low productivity in Shipping and Receiving.
As soon as employees unpack a box, they take a nap in it.
Johnson, clear my schedule
there's yarn on the floor
I HAVE REPROGRAMMED ALL THE COMPUTERS
LOLSPEAK is now the default spellcheck language.
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
We have to stop chewing the internet cables
Our employee van pool initiative is not working as hoped.
Employees are afraid to get in because they think they are going to the vet.
It seems we have a mouse problem...
JOHNSON!! Ms. Whiskers is on Maternity Leave! You are going to need to sit on twice as many stacks of paper per day to pick up the slack!
WHOSE TURN IS IT THIS WEEK
TO BE THE PAPER SHREDDER?
EVACUATE THE CONFERENCE ROOM SOMEONE TURNED ON THE VACUUM
I won't be in the office tomorrow sir, I'll be occupying a litterbox on Wall Street
MBA, PHD, SOLID WORK HISTORY. IT'S JUST...
THE OTHER GUY HAS A CAN OPENER ON HIS KEYRING