It's very important that I sit on your notes.
Negotiations for employee life insurance benefits have hit a snag.
They are demanding coverage for each of their nine lives.
Hairball in the copier sir?
It's not mine, mine are on the floor near the steps!
I saw you sleeping on the job Good work
Nelson, clear my schedule
The red dot is back
Office needs more potted plants--
Put them in the break room, please.
Yes, sir. I know there are still three stacks of paper on the floor.
I'm waiting on the new shredder. Mr. Fluffikins should be back from his nap any minute now.
a secretary? cool! do I get to sit in her lap?
shipping and receiving called we need more cardboard boxes
The new paw security scanner is ineffective. The kitty litter debris is giving false readings.
The productivity of our data entry section has been declining. Recommend we hire some polydactyl kittehs.