The formula for holy water?
If you broke the law of gravity,
Would you get a suspended sentence?
I once wrote a book on Helium
Everyone who read it couldn't put the book down
What did one photon say to the other photon? I'm sick and tired of your interference
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
I would never try to poison you Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich
If you're not part of the solution You're part of the precipitate
Hey baby I got my ion you.
I hate telling jokes about Noble Gases
There's never any reaction
If your mom was an element on the periodic table she would be hydrogen.
Because everyone bonds with her.