WOW, YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY BUT LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING.
WHY DO YOU THINK UGLY STARTS WITH A "U"?
Frowning takes 37 muscles and smiling takes 22 muscles but apathy takes no muscles at all
A day without sunshine is like, night
EAT UR 'LECTRONICS FART LIGHTNING BOLTS
When life gives you lemons Make lemonade vodka
I used to be a ninja, but then I realized... It's more fun to watch people watch you kill them...
Become vampire or werewolf? i'll become a pie!
You know what's so funny about Swedish people? "Herfifingerdingymerdi!"