THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL US
WILL REGRET NOT FINISHING THE JOB
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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
I SQUEEZE THEM OVER LIFE'S EYES!
I have the heart of a child...
in a jar, on my desk!
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Roses are red, violets are red
I killed the gardener
FRIENDS ARE LIKE TREES
THEY ALL FALL DOWN WHEN YOU REPEATEDLY HIT THEM WITH AN AXE
Made the front page
of the FBI most wanted list
They took your cookies?
Take their kidneys
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm eating my snack, with a side-dish of you
Violence isn't the answer It's the question The answer is YES
Mary had a little lamb It tasted good with gravy
KILLING HIPSTERS DROWN THEM IN THE MAIN STREAM
DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS
STAB WITH THEM!