If Peeta was a redhead
He would be the gingerbread man.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the Boos!
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
Why do fish always sing off key?
Because you can't tuna fish!
A nervous guitarist?
Tell him to stop fretting
Once you've seen one shopping center
You've seen a mall.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The clock was hungry
so it went back four seconds
HEY, CONGRESS Are doughnuts hole foods?
Why did the hipster burn his hand?
'Cause he changed the light bulb before it was cool!
I tried to write with a broken pencil
But it was pointless
What do you call a spanish guy that has rubber toes? Roberto
THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
A NUMERATOR AND A DENOMINATOR
Attempted to make cat joke,
Wasn't feline it
What Are Brownies Afraid of? COP CAKES