DID YOU JUST FART? BECAUSE YOU BLEW ME AWAY
I put the STD in stud. All I need is you.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
I suck at poems.
NOW GET IN THE VAN!!
CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN
Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.
You must be nobody Cause nobody's perfect
The word of the day is "legs".
Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I SAW YOU LICKING THOSE WWF PANDA STAMPS... WANNA TRY THE REAL THING?
If you were a shin
I'd bang you on my coffee table!
Are you good with computers? Because I need my software turned to hardware.
is that a shovel in your back pocket? CUZ I'M DIGGING YO ASS
My couch pulls out But I don't
Girl if you were words on a page
you'd be fine print
Are you Irish by any chance? Because my p33n0r is Dublin in size