I don't always sneak under the blankets for snuggles. But when I do, I always step on your bewb.
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I don't always meow but when I do
It's four in the morning.
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I don't always puke by your bed.
But when I do, I make sure you step in it.
I don't always do a very cute pose
but when I do, I stop doing it right after you get your camera ready.
I don't always sleep on the bed when your husband is out of town,
but when I do, I spend half the night staring down the dark hallway as though I see an ax murderer. At least until you get up to check.
I DON'T ALWAYS WAG MY TAIL
BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT
I don't usually snuggle next to you in your bed. But when I do, I make sure to sneeze directly in your face.