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I don't always sleep on the bed when your husband is out of town, but when I do, I spend half the night staring down the dark hallway as though I see an ax murderer. At least until you get up to check.

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I don't always breathe directly into your face, but when I do... I make sure I've just eaten Fancy Feast's low-tide seafood medley.

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