A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
HOW DOES REESE EAT HER CEREAL?
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.
Where do Sith Lords shop?
At Darth Mall
"Iiiiiiiif you're Out on the Sea and an eel Bites your knee--- At'z a Moraaaaaaay!!! Thank you, I'm here all week!" WHY?
POLICE WERE CALLED TO A DAYCARE
WHERE A THREE-YEAR-OLD WAS RESISTING A REST
HE DROVE HIS EXPENSIVE CAR INTO A TREE
AND FOUND OUT HOW THE MERCEDES BENDS
If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow
GHOST WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A VODKA AND COKE BARMAN SAYS WE DONT SERVE SPIRITS...
I used to be addicted to soap But then I got clean
Getting Rid of Pennies
Doesn't Make Cents