In the event of an emergency, shiny dangly things will drop down from the overhead compartment to distract you.
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
Ladies and Gentlemen: Please ignore the hissing coming over the loudspeaker,
the captain in the next plane over is looking at me.
We will now begin our descent by circling the runway 30 times and then land where it is least convenient for the airport.
Ladies and Gentlemen: If you look off to your left you will see
A BIRD! A BIRD! OMG, IT'S A BIRD!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE REACHED OUR CRUSING ALTITUDE
FEEL FREE TO TURN ON YOUR ELECTRONIC CAN OPENERS
In the unlikely event of a water landing
Someone please save me! I can't swim.
We are currently cruising at 35,000 feet
Would all dogs proceed to the nearest exit. Thank you.
Under our new seating policies, first class passengers will be entitled to boxes lined with fleece blankies.
Good Morning Passengers
At this time we offer early boarding for Business Cat Class
Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for turbulence
The copilot has found his feather on a stick