Follows you into the bathroom,
scratches frantically on the door while you are sitting on the toilet.
Waits until right after you clean the kitty litter to take a big old dump.
MEOWS ALL DAY FOR FOOD
DOESN'T EAT FOOD
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
Thanks for the scratching post
But ima use your couch anyways
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STANDS IN LITTER BOX
CRAPS ON FLOOR
Oh You're Sleeping?
I Better Jump On You To Check You're Alive
Oh, you wanted to use the computer?
Excuse me while I sit on the keyboard.
"Dont worry baby, I'm neutered."
Has 8 new kittens 2 months later.
Buries car keys
Doesn't bury poop
BEGS TO BE LET IN
REFUSES TO COME INSIDE
Wants you to pet him
Sits just out of arms reach
Starts gagging on the hardwood floor,
pukes on the carpet.
Meows all night and deprives you of sleep
Sleeps ALL day